
Dear Citizens of the Catch Ministry,
You know how they say, “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade?” Well, this week, we’re pretty sure life sent us a whole lemon orchard!
It all started when John’s computer decided it needed a break. Just two hours later, Marti’s computer, not to be outdone, followed suit. After a long and heartfelt stay with Dr. Apple, we have to report… neither device made it. We tried everything—negotiations, promises of upgrades, even tech CPR (Ctrl-Alt-Del)—but the time has come to bid them farewell. Memorial Services are forthcoming.
To add an extra twist to our week, there was also an unexpected emergency dental surgery and a handful of minor issues like our washing machine blowing a leak and flooding our laundry area and refusing to spin unless coaxed enough times… But don’t worry, we’re not down for the count—just taking a short lemonade break to regroup!
We expect to be back up and running by Thursday evening, but definitely by Friday. In the meantime, please know that we miss our regular connections and counseling sessions with each of you and can’t wait to pick up where we left off.
Thank you for your understanding, and we’ll be back in touch soon!
With appreciation (and a bit of citrus humor),
The Vanguard Leadership
on behalf of John, Marti, and the whole team













